Don’t I yearn, and ache, and shop? Don’t I deserve love…and jewelry?
Addams Family Values is in my top ten comfort films so it only made sense that Debbie is the official name of my right ovary. First she was sweet and then I was in the bed for weeks at a time. So? It’s time for her to go. My uterus is Fester because it is a total pushover. Doctor, I’m ready for the anesthesia to take me away to Camp Chippewa. 🫡
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