NO, THOSE AREN’T MY HEADLIGHTS ON HIGH BEAM. It’s actually the incredible design of this @jonathansimkhai dress from @renttherunway being worn by a lady with, well, to be blunt, no boobs. I hoped to make a clever crack about small boobs but you can’t make jokes of that nature anymore without triggering the youths. (Comedy and fashion risk taker. 🙋🏼‍♀️) ⠀ ⠀ You know what triggers me? People that don’t believe leopard is a neutral. Or minimalists that imagine owning 16 pairs of leopard print sneakers is 15 too many. Or naysayers that assume one bottle of wine can’t easily be snuck in the movie theatre in this leopard @loefflerrandall tote. Well, guess what, you negative Nancy’s? You can fit TWO bottles! HAH! 🤣 ⠀ ⠀ Let’s be real, are any of those obsessions’ actual concerns for me? Heck no, and I hope they are not for you. (If so, I have a great therapist I can recommend. No seriously she’s the bee’s knees.) Because as @mirandardavis likes to poke fun of me for overusing “in the grand scheme of life” it is not that serious. You do you, boo. Cracking IBTC jokes, wearing leopard print everything, and smuggling wine everywhere isn’t for everyone. I. Get. It. 🤷🏼‍♀️ ⠀ ⠀ You know what should be for everyone though? Renting this dress from @RenttheRunway, signing up for my shows and photo booth at @SWSJacksonville, and taking a hot second to vote for me to shout on stage at @altsummit 2020. The link to do that is in my bio. Grab your purse wine, click it, and get to work. Your lack of participation in all those things is honestly what would, as the millennials say, trigger me. 😜 ⠀ Follow me on the LIKEtoKNOW.it shopping app to get the product details for this look and others @liketoknow.it http://liketk.it/2F6NQ liketkit LTKunder50 LTKunder100 LTKitbag